Post 24 Feb 2003 14:08

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Lo stesso pazzo furioso di prima wrote:STORYLINE
Grand Theft Auto Vice City is set in the mid 1980's, you play a former criminal named Tommy Vercetti. The story begins with Tommy being sent by his former boss Sonny to make sure a drug purchase goes smoothly. However, some people ambush the exchange and Tommy has to flee the scene with an idiot lawyer named Kent Paul. This beginning is all video; and the game starts shortly after you flee the scene.

Picture taken from GameSpot.com

The viewpoint of Grand Theft Auto Vice City is in the 3rd person viewpoint.

There are two primary ways to play this game. The first is on foot and the other is in vehicles. As the name Grand Theft Auto implies, in order to get around Vice City you must steal cars. When you are in a vehicle, you can smash into other vehicles, kill pedestrians on the sidewalks, etc. Once you buy a submachine gun, you can engage in drive by shootings either against people on foot or in vehicles. When you are on foot, you can beat up pedestrians, shoot them, buy weapons from the ammu-nation store, get different outfits, etc. There are also a few missions where you will use a helicopter, aquatic plane, some remote control planes and helicopters, and a boat.

The objective of this game is to take over Vice City. This takes a long time to complete, possibly 50+ hours, and involves playing a multitude of missions. Most of these missions involve killing people, either as a direct objective or something that must be done for you to survive. There are some that have different objectives, for example: in one mission, you have to drive a speedboat through several checkpoints in a predetermined amount of time. After the completion of each mission, you will receive a certain amount of money. Once you have completed about a third of the missions, you will be able to buy pieces of property in Vice City, such as: a strip club, taxicab service, printing shop, etc.

Most of the people you have to kill on missions are armed and, if they get the chance, will try to kill you. However, when you are not playing missions, you can do whatever you want. You will get in trouble if you kill someone or steal a car when a cop is nearby, but if no cops are around, you will get away with murder - literally. If you attack or kill a cop, the police will start to chase you more intently, and if you decide to go on an all out rampage, the FBI and eventually the Army will come after you.

The appeal of this game comes primarily from its good graphics and the freedom to do "your thing" in playing the game. Visually, the environments and characters are very well detailed.


Picture taken from GameSpot.com
Players can also travel around Vice City with few restrictions. They can travel on to the beach, hit a dirt bike track, race fast cars on the road, pop wheelies with bikes, cruise on a moped, etc. When you are working on a mission, you have a choice of a number of ways to complete it.


VIOLENCE
In order to complete this game, you have to kill hundreds of people in your various missions. Whenever you shoot or hit someone, blood will come out of his or her body in copious amounts, depending on which weapon you are using. For example: if you kill someone with a chain saw, it will be very bloody. When they die, blood will puddle around their bodies and you can step through it and make some bloody footprints. When you kill people by running over them, you will see a blood tire trail for a distance. It is very disturbing that you are able to blow off a rival's heads - again with a large amount of blood shooting out his or her neck. This is sick.

ILLEGAL/HARMFUL MATERIAL
The worst thing about this game is the fact that you are required to kill people in order to win the game. You are paid, in some of the missions, to kill people. For example: in one mission, you are paid to a kill a woman by making her death look like an auto accident. The sad thing is it is exciting and fun to become a professional murderer. This could be very disturbing considering how "lifelike" the characters are.

LANGUAGE
There are hundreds of profanities in this game, some strong and some milder. The Lord's name is also frequently taken in vain. In both these situations, people use this language in their everyday speech. There are also a few profanities uttered on the radio stations you can listen to.

NUDITY/SEXUAL CONTENT
There are many times that characters in this game will make sexual comments and/or motions. An example of improper sexual behavior, a man indicates to women what he wants sexually by the motion of his lower body. Also, as you play the game, you can pick up prostitutes for sex. When you are engaging in sex, you only see the car rocking. However, this is not the most blatant sexual material in this game. You can own a strip club and a pornographic film studio. In both, there are times that you see nude women. Several of these women, along with many others in the game, wear thongs. There are also a few a times in which you see sex occurring between two characters in the game, and even though you don't see the act directly, you hear and see enough to know what is happening. There is also one point in the game where you see some female breasts that are projected on the side of a tall building.

OCCULT/SUPERNATURAL
There is no occult/supernatural content in this game.

CONCLUSION
Grand Theft Auto Vice City is one of the most popular games out today and also one of the vilest I have ever played. Many games out today contain a great deal of violence and some language. Vice City has an above average amount of language, but what really contrasts it with other games is the blatant sexual content/nudity, which is the most I have ever seen in any game I have played. It is for all these reasons that I can't recommend this game for anyone.

Grand Theft Auto Vice City receives an 18% (F-) [See Rating Definitions] for an extreme amount of violence with blood, a multitude of profanities, and many sexual comments, actions and nudity.
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